Well, let me tell you, this week, this week is gonna be somethin’. I heard on the radio, that Robin fella, he’s got the Zodiac Zone, and he talks about the stars and all that stuff. He was sayin’ somethin’ about a Weekly Free Horoscope. Now, I don’t know much about these things, but it sounds interestin’, so I thought I’d tell ya what I heard.
He was talkin’ about this Mercury Retrograde thing, sounded like a whole lot of trouble. Said it was gonna peak on Sunday. Said some folks, the ones born under the Aquarius Moon, might be feelin’ extra serious, somethin’ about Saturn makin’ ’em feel all heavy. Said it’s a good time to listen to your gut feelin’, especially about what you need and who you’re with. You know, that little voice inside your head tellin’ you what’s what.
Then there was somethin’ about Venus and Pluto. Now, that sounds fancy, but what I got from it was that it’s a good time to trust your own wisdom. He said somethin’ about alignin’ with balance and harmony. Sounds like a good time to figure out what you need to do to make things right in your life. Like fixin’ a hole in the fence to keep the chickens from gettin’ out, I reckon.
This Robin fella, he talks about this Weekly Free Horoscope every weekday, ’round 7:35 in the mornin’, on that WCYY. If you’re interested in that kinda thing, you can get it sent right to your phone. That newfangled technology, ain’t it somethin’?
He also said that a New Moon is comin’. He said he is gonna post a new forecast for next week. Said he’s gonna talk about somethin’ called Lunar Eclipse. I don’t rightly know what that is, but it sounds important. Maybe it’s like when the sun goes behind the clouds, but with the moon instead. I’ll have to listen in and see what that’s all about.
This week, seemed like it was about listenin’ to your insides. Payin’ attention to what your gut is tellin’ you. That’s what I do mostly, follow my gut. Like when I know it’s gonna rain, I feel it in my bones, even before the sky gets dark. It’s always good to listen to your inner wisdom, I reckon.
That Robin fella, he was talkin’ ’bout this one sign, Aquarius, said it was the rarest of ’em all. Said not many folks are born in February. Makes sense, I guess. February’s a short month, and it’s cold, too. People probably stayin’ inside keepin’ warm instead of makin’ babies.
Now, I remember my neighbor, she always said she could tell what a person was like by when they were born. She was always talkin’ about these star signs. Said each one had its own way about it. I never paid much mind to it, but it is kinda interestin’ to think about.
- Aquarius – Rarest of them all, like a four-leaf clover.
- Mercury Retrograde – Sounds like a whole heap of trouble.
- Venus and Pluto – Time to trust your gut, like knowin’ when to plant your taters.
- New Moon – Somethin’ new is comin’, like a new calf bein’ born.
- Lunar Eclipse – I don’t know what it is but the name is fancy.
This Weekly Free Horoscope thing, it’s kinda like the weather forecast. It might give you an idea of what’s comin’, but you still gotta be prepared for anything. Like how you gotta keep an eye on the sky, even when the weatherman says it’s gonna be sunny. You never know when a storm might roll in.
I reckon, whether you believe in this star stuff or not, it’s always good to pay attention to what’s goin’ on around you. And to listen to that little voice inside your head. It might just tell you somethin’ important. Just like how you gotta listen to the rooster crowin’ in the mornin’, or you might oversleep and miss feedin’ the chickens.
So, that’s what I heard about this week’s stars and such. I hope you could make some sense of my ramblin’. I ain’t no expert on these things, I just thought it was interestin’. Maybe you will too. This Weekly Free Horoscope seems like a good way to get a little peek into what the week might hold. And that Robin’s Zodiac Zone, well, it’s somethin’ to listen to, I guess, if you’re into that kinda thing.
I guess I’ll have to listen in to what Robin says about this Lunar Eclipse thing next week. Maybe he’ll explain it in a way that even an old gal like me can understand. Anyway, you all have a good week, and listen to your gut. That’s the best advice I can give ya.
